It's crystal clear to me! :)
chockers=busy?not a clue on the rest.....but I am from Lancashire/Yorkshire!x
Lucky I shan't be driving is Oz by the look of things - but am guessing there's been an accident somewhere known as Broady causing tailbacks . Am I right? Hope all well with you - have thought of you especially when using your mugs!
Translation :There's been a car accident out in Broadbeach, tow trucks are on site but as a result there's a huge traffic jam in that direction.Bingle = accidentChockers = choked up ( as in a traffic jam )Thanks for calling by Lee, Lyn and Jane