This is really funny! I laughed. The world must look a whole lot different if you are looking at it through the eyes of a kangaroo.
Very good Helen :)
That's an absolute classic! But so painfully true... Even my wife Marcia says that 12 inches just doesn't cut the mustard. Mind you, I'm not bothered; what sort of maniac would want to cut mustard with his dick and, more importantly, what woman would let him near her after he had done so?
ha now that's funny!!